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[yotsuba_chan]

So boring (.

 

[gasolina]

getting lame : -_- -_-

 

[eternal_winter]

It's fking boring. Any stupid jokes, man ? :-s

 

[klv12gcn]

At 8.00 am tomorrow, I'm going to begin my journey to HCMC. Goodbye my dear friends! (
I hope that sentence doesn't have any mistake :sweat:

 

[Chuck Norris]

It's fking boring. Any stupid jokes, man ? :-s

i'm not a comedian, a circus clown or anything like that, but let me try THIS, to see if it helps kicking you up :

Smart Man Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss Dumb Employee = Overtime

btw, i got an F in math for this, at school laster:

 

[klv12gcn]

It's fking boring. Any stupid jokes, man ? :-s

I hope this story can make you smile

Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.

When a disgruntled customer at a window exclaimed, "No Tickets?" What do you mean NO TICKETS?"

The women waiting on him smiled sweeting. "I'm terribly sorry, sir," she replied. "Which word didn't you understand?"

 

[Chuck Norris]

At 8.00 am tomorrow, I'm going to begin my journey to HCMC. Goodbye my dear friends! (
I hope that sentence doesn't have any mistake :sweat:

it would have been correct if you hadn't typed the last one

 

[LiberiFatali]

lol I smell something funny in this topic =))

 

[Wise Blue]

http://vozforums.com/showthread.php?t=1700233

Which way should i choose ???

 

[nguyenquan1]

http://vozforums.com/showthread.php?t=1700233
Which way should i choose ???

1: Keep going ( far away ) with your money :gach: .
2: Try your best, always thing " Work hard and love come ".
3: teen , thirteen years old, dawn or noon ---> newspaper --> police law --> :byebye: :gach: :brick: .

My first póst in this thred. :gach: